Weird At Home

Weird stuff is going on at home. Weirder than usual that is. I caught Chell crying earlier. She wouldn’t tell me why, just ran off. Chell’s the help. She helps with everything. Essential since Dad buggered off to the states. Mum’s not very good at motherly things. Any of them. Chell’s at least good on the practical stuff.

I’m too old for the mumsy stuff anyhow. Cuddles and things.